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Officials assure tighter security in schools after Tacloban shooting

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 7:13 am·Source: Inquirer
Officials assure tighter security in schools after Tacloban shooting — Philippines

The Straight Version

A shooting at San Jose National High School in Tacloban City left three students dead and five others wounded, prompting city officials to pledge tighter security measures in schools.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THREE STUDENTS DEAD AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TALKING ABOUT TIGHTENING SECURITY? The fact that it took a tragedy like this to get officials to wake up and smell the coffee is a JOKE. Vice Mayor Romualdez, your words are empty without ACTION, so get to work and make sure our schools are SAFE, or get out of the way for someone who can.

The Bottom Line

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THREE STUDENTS DEAD AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TALKING ABOUT TIGHTENING SECURITY?

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