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Quezon prov’l gov’t, 15 public hospitals recognized as 'drug-free'

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:58 am·Source: Inquirer
Quezon prov’l gov’t, 15 public hospitals recognized as 'drug-free' — Philippines

The Straight Version

The Quezon provincial government and 15 public hospitals have been recognized as 'drug-free workplaces' by the Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency and the Dangerous Drugs Board.

The UNHINGED Take

BIG UPS to Gov. Angelina Tan and the Quezon crew for keeping their workplaces CLEAN and SAFE, now that's what I call SERVING THE PEOPLE, not just serving themselves like some lazy, good-for-nothing bureaucrats. This is how you GET THINGS DONE, with a commitment to a healthy and productive environment. The people of Quezon deserve nothing but the best, and it's about time they got it.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

BIG UPS to Gov.

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