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Seven legends enter Philippine Sports Hall of Fame

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 9:07 am·Source: Inquirer
Seven legends enter Philippine Sports Hall of Fame — Philippines

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MANILA, Philippines–Seven extraordinary athletes whose legacies have shaped the nation’s sporting history were honored during the 5th Philippine Sports Hall of Fame Enshrinement Ceremony at PSC House inside the Rizal Memorial Sports Complex. The evening celebrated the remarkable journeys of Ramon Fernandez, Mansueto “Onyok” Velasco, Isidro del Prado, Adeline Dumapong, Cecil Mamiit, Bea Lucero‑Lhuillier, and the late Eduardo “Eddie” Pacheco, each representing different disciplines yet united by their enduring impact on Philippine sports. From Fernandez’s dominance on the basketball court, Velasco’s Olympic silver in boxing, and del Prado’s record‑breaking sprints, to Dumapong’s trailblazing Paralympic medal, Mamiit’s international tennis success, Lucero‑Lhuillier’s […]... Keep on reading: Seven legends enter Philippine Sports Hall of Fame

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