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Tacloban tightens curfew, security after deadly school shooting

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 11:56 pm·Source: Inquirer
Tacloban tightens curfew, security after deadly school shooting — Philippines

The Straight Version

The Tacloban City government has tightened its curfew and heightened security measures after a deadly school shooting at San Jose National High School left three students dead and 13 others wounded.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THREE STUDENTS DEAD AND 13 WOUNDED - THIS IS A MASSIVE FAILURE OF SECURITY AND BUREAUCRATIC INCOMPETENCE, Tacloban City needs to get its act together NOW. The fact that they're only enforcing curfews and security measures AFTER the tragedy is a joke, where was this energy before the shooting? IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS ACCOUNTABILITY

The Bottom Line

PATHETIC / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THREE STUDENTS DEAD AND 13 WOUNDED - THIS IS A MASSIVE FAILURE OF SECURITY AND BUREAUCRATIC INCOMPETENCE, Tacloban City needs to get its act together NOW.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THREE STUDENTS DEAD AND 13 WOUNDED - THIS IS A MASSIVE FAILURE OF SECURITY AND BUREAUCRATIC INCOMPETENCE, Tacloban City needs to get its act together NOW. PATHETIC / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ph/tacloban-tightens-curfew-security-after-deadly-s

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