The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia, and the opposition is already crying foul, this is gonna be a WILD RIDE, buckle up, Philippines, we've got another chaotic election to watch, and I am HERE. FOR. IT.
The Bottom Line
WILD CARD / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia, and the opposition is already crying foul, this is gonna be a WILD RIDE, buckle up, Philippines, we've got another chaotic election to watch, and I am HERE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia, and the opposition is already crying foul, this is gonna be a WILD RIDE, buckle up, Philippines, we've got another chaotic election to watch, and I am HERE. WILD CARD / 10 https
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