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US, Iran begin talks as Lebanon conflict threatens deal

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 1:06 pm·Source: Inquirer
US, Iran begin talks as Lebanon conflict threatens deal — Philippines

The Straight Version

The United States and Iran have begun talks in Switzerland to end their war, with negotiations focusing on resolving broader issues including Iran's nuclear programme and sanctions.

The UNHINGED Take

CAN'T BELIEVE these two are finally TALKING, but let's be real, the conflict in Lebanon is a MASSIVE wrench in the works - will they actually get their acts together or just keep playing POLITICS AS USUAL? Meanwhile, the global economy is still REELING from the chaos. IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL TALK, NO MORE BEAT-AROUND-THE-BUSH STUFF.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10

CAN'T BELIEVE these two are finally TALKING, but let's be real, the conflict in Lebanon is a MASSIVE wrench in the works - will they actually get their acts together or just keep playing POLITICS AS USUAL?

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CAN'T BELIEVE these two are finally TALKING, but let's be real, the conflict in Lebanon is a MASSIVE wrench in the works - will they actually get their acts together or just keep playing POLITICS AS USUAL? LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ph/us-ira

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