The Straight Version
RIO DE JANEIRO: Carlo Ancelotti arrived in Brazil with five Champions League titles as a manager, league trophies from Europe’s big five competitions and a reputation for making elite dressing rooms breathe a little easier. One year on, he knows this job is something different: less club grind, more national obsession and perhaps his final gig. For now, the Italian is enjoying the rhythm of national team football and said extending his contract until 2030 was close.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
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