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US Central Command chief: Iran’s ability to threaten neighbors dramatically degraded

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·14 May, 4:05 am·Source: Arab News
US Central Command chief: Iran’s ability to threaten neighbors dramatically degraded — Saudi Arabia

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WASHINGTON: Iran’s ability to threaten its neighbors ​and US interests has been dramatically reduced by US bombings, and Tehran’s defense industry has been set back by 90 percent, a senior US admiral said on Thursday. Admiral Brad Cooper, head of US Central Command, ‌sought to underscore ‌the tactical successes ​of ‌the ⁠military ​campaign against Iran ⁠that he oversaw and said the war had dramatically reduced the danger posed by that country to the broader Middle East.

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