UNHINGED SE

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, EUROPE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A LITTLE HEAT WITHOUT LOSING ITS MIND, WHERE'S THE RESILIENCE? This heatwave is EXPOSING THE WEAKNESS of European infrastructure and bureaucracy, it's time to STOP MAKING EXCUSES and START TAKING ACTION. The fact that temperature records are being shattered left and right is a CLEAR INDICATION that something needs to change, and fast.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, another social network trying to take on the big dogs? W thinks being European is enough to win users over, BUT CAN IT DELIVER? Time will tell if this newcomer has the GOODS to back up its claims, or if it's just another flash in the pan.

Unhinged Take

IT'S TIME TO GET READY FOR SOME POLITICAL THEATRE, FOLKS, and I'm not holding my breath for any actual change from these pen-pushers, BUT The Local is stepping up to give us the lowdown, so let's see if they can cut through the BUREAUCRATIC BS, The Local is guided by their readers, so maybe, just maybe, we'll get some REAL TALK, not just the usual POLITICIAN SPEAK

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SWEDEN TAKES A HALF-ARSED 'HOLIDAY' AND EVERYTHING SHUTS DOWN - EVEN SYSTEMBOLAGET, BECAUSE GOD FORBID YOU MIGHT NEED A DRINK ON A FRIDAY, BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU CAN PREPARE FOR THE WEEKEND OF HYSTERIA, right? Midsummer's Eve is a DAY OFF FOR MOST, BUT DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING TO BE OPEN, because who needs shops or transport on a Friday, anyway? IT'S TIME TO PARTY LIKE A LAGOM-LOVING SWEDISH LEGEND!

Unhinged Take

LISTEN UP, SWEDEN - if you're not serving up some seriously traditional grub on Midsummer, are you even celebrating? We're talking pickled herring, new potatoes, and all the aquavit you can handle. ANYTHING LESS IS A DISASTER, so step up your game, Sweden!

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 40 TONNES OF WASTE? That's not a party, that's a flipping ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER! Someone needs to get a grip on this chaos before it's too late, because THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR CITIZENS. Mexico City, sort your street drinking out, FOR REAL!

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FIFA IS TURNING THE WORLD CUP INTO A BILLBOARD, THREE-MINUTE BREAKS TO SELL MORE ADS AND STUFF, COACHES AND PLAYERS ARE GETTING ROASTED FOR THESE INTERRUPTED MATCHES, IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?

Unhinged Take

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IS GOING ON HERE, a luxury resort can't even get the basics of FIRE SAFETY right, it's a bloody travesty, and now some poor tourist is DEAD, the Dominican Republic needs to get its act together, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen and it DID, UNBELIEVABLE INCOMPETENCE!