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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Europe's melting! Stay cool out there! #heatwave #europe

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Celebrating Swedish Midsummer with delicious food! What's your favorite Midsummer dish?

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New EU social network W taking on Musk! Will you make the switch? #W #socialmedia

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Stay informed about the Swedish election with The Local's coverage! Get the latest updates and news

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โ— BREAKINGThe Local SE

Europe swelters in new heatwave with temperatures set to rise further

Straight News

A severe heatwave is currently affecting Western Europe, with temperatures expected to continue rising and break records in the coming days.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, EUROPE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A LITTLE HEAT WITHOUT LOSING ITS MIND, WHERE'S THE RESILIENCE? This heatwave is EXPOSING THE WEAKNESS of European infrastructure and bureaucracy, it's time to STOP MAKING EXCUSES and START TAKING ACTION. The fact that temperature records are being shattered left and right is a CLEAR INDICATION that something needs to change, and fast.

HEATWAVE HELL / 10Full roast โ†’
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The Local SE

Forget X here's W: The new European social network to take on Musk

Straight News

A new European social network called W is being launched to compete with other platforms, emphasizing its European origins as a key selling point.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, another social network trying to take on the big dogs? W thinks being European is enough to win users over, BUT CAN IT DELIVER? Time will tell if this newcomer has the GOODS to back up its claims, or if it's just another flash in the pan.

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The Local SE

Stay on top of the Swedish election: How to follow The Local's coverage

Straight News

The Local is preparing to deliver useful election coverage for foreigners in Sweden with less than three months to go until the Swedish election

Unhinged Take

IT'S TIME TO GET READY FOR SOME POLITICAL THEATRE, FOLKS, and I'm not holding my breath for any actual change from these pen-pushers, BUT The Local is stepping up to give us the lowdown, so let's see if they can cut through the BUREAUCRATIC BS, The Local is guided by their readers, so maybe, just maybe, we'll get some REAL TALK, not just the usual POLITICIAN SPEAK

LEGENDARY EFFORT / 10Full roast โ†’
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The Local SE

What's open and what's closed in Sweden during Midsummer?

Straight News

In Sweden, most workers have June 19th off for Midsummer's Eve, affecting shops, Systembolaget, and public transport over the weekend.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SWEDEN TAKES A HALF-ARSED 'HOLIDAY' AND EVERYTHING SHUTS DOWN - EVEN SYSTEMBOLAGET, BECAUSE GOD FORBID YOU MIGHT NEED A DRINK ON A FRIDAY, BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU CAN PREPARE FOR THE WEEKEND OF HYSTERIA, right? Midsummer's Eve is a DAY OFF FOR MOST, BUT DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING TO BE OPEN, because who needs shops or transport on a Friday, anyway? IT'S TIME TO PARTY LIKE A LAGOM-LOVING SWEDISH LEGEND!

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The Local SE

The essential dishes for Swedish Midsummer

Straight News

Midsummer is widely considered Sweden's de facto National Day, with certain dishes being essential for its celebration.

Unhinged Take

LISTEN UP, SWEDEN - if you're not serving up some seriously traditional grub on Midsummer, are you even celebrating? We're talking pickled herring, new potatoes, and all the aquavit you can handle. ANYTHING LESS IS A DISASTER, so step up your game, Sweden!

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Al Jazeera

Mexico City looks to rein in street drinking after massive World Cup party

Straight News

Mexico City authorities collected 40 tonnes of waste after a massive World Cup party around Reforma Avenue

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 40 TONNES OF WASTE? That's not a party, that's a flipping ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER! Someone needs to get a grip on this chaos before it's too late, because THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR CITIZENS. Mexico City, sort your street drinking out, FOR REAL!

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Al Jazeera

Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup

Straight News

FIFA has introduced three-minute hydration breaks at the World Cup, sparking criticism over potential commercial benefits

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FIFA IS TURNING THE WORLD CUP INTO A BILLBOARD, THREE-MINUTE BREAKS TO SELL MORE ADS AND STUFF, COACHES AND PLAYERS ARE GETTING ROASTED FOR THESE INTERRUPTED MATCHES, IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?

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โ— BREAKINGSky News World

Tourist dies after huge fire destroys luxury beach resort

Straight News

A major fire at a luxury beach resort in the Dominican Republic has resulted in one death and the evacuation of almost 1,700 tourists.

Unhinged Take

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IS GOING ON HERE, a luxury resort can't even get the basics of FIRE SAFETY right, it's a bloody travesty, and now some poor tourist is DEAD, the Dominican Republic needs to get its act together, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen and it DID, UNBELIEVABLE INCOMPETENCE!

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