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China hits back at U.S. sanctions restricting its exports to American defense firms

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 5:53 am·Source: NPR National
China hits back at U.S. sanctions restricting its exports to American defense firms — United States

The Straight Version

China has imposed sanctions on 10 American military-related companies in retaliation for US restrictions on Chinese tech companies' involvement in defense contracts.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME someone stood up to the US and their BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT, but let's be real, this is just a game of SANCTIONS TIT-FOR-TAT - China's not afraid to throw some punches, but the real question is, who's gonna BLINK FIRST? The US thinks it's the BIG CHEESE, but China's not having it, and frankly, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME someone challenged their AUTHORITY. This is just the beginning of a LONG AND DIRTY TRADE WAR.

The Bottom Line

EPIC STANDOFF / 10

IT'S ABOUT TIME someone stood up to the US and their BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT, but let's be real, this is just a game of SANCTIONS TIT-FOR-TAT - China's not afraid to throw some punches, but the real question is, who's gonna BLINK FIRST?

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IT'S ABOUT TIME someone stood up to the US and their BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT, but let's be real, this is just a game of SANCTIONS TIT-FOR-TAT - China's not afraid to throw some punches, but the real question is, who's gonna BLINK FIRST? EPIC STANDOFF / 10 https://hypervi

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