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Colombia weighs peace talks against a tougher approach

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 9:13 pm·Source: NPR World
Colombia weighs peace talks against a tougher approach — United States

The Straight Version

Colombia's government is exploring peace talks with a rebel group, while the presidential front-runner threatens to scrap the negotiations.

The UNHINGED Take

PEACE TALKS? MORE LIKE PEACE *TALKS* — WHILE THE CANDIDATE WHO THINKS DIALOGUE IS FOR COWARDS IS POLLING LEADERS. THIS ISN’T DIPLOMACY, IT’S A TINDER SWIPE LEFT ON THE RULE OF LAW. IF YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO TALK TO REBELS, HOW ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO YOUR OWN CITIZENS WHEN THEY’RE HUNGRY?

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

PEACE TALKS?

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