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Ukrainian attacks prompt Russian-held Crimea to halt civilian gasoline sales

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 1:55 pm·Source: NPR World
Ukrainian attacks prompt Russian-held Crimea to halt civilian gasoline sales — United States

The Straight Version

Officials in Russia-occupied Crimea suspended civilian gasoline sales after Ukraine increased attacks on fuel supplies in the region.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RUSSIA'S GETTING ITS ASS KICKED IN CRIMEA AND NOW THEY'RE PUNISHING THEIR OWN PEOPLE BY CUTTING OFF GAS, what a complete and utter disaster, this is what happens when you back a failing regime, TIME TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

The Bottom Line

EPIC FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RUSSIA'S GETTING ITS ASS KICKED IN CRIMEA AND NOW THEY'RE PUNISHING THEIR OWN PEOPLE BY CUTTING OFF GAS, what a complete and utter disaster, this is what happens when you back a failing regime, TIME TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RUSSIA'S GETTING ITS ASS KICKED IN CRIMEA AND NOW THEY'RE PUNISHING THEIR OWN PEOPLE BY CUTTING OFF GAS, what a complete and utter disaster, this is what happens when you back a failing regime, TIME TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. EPIC FAIL / 10 htt

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