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Heat and drinks breaks help smaller teams at World Cup, says Argentina coach Scaloni

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· ArgentinaΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·22 Jun, 11:56 amΒ·Source: Buenos Aires Times
Heat and drinks breaks help smaller teams at World Cup, says Argentina coach Scaloni β€” Argentina

The Straight Version

Argentina coach Lionel Scaloni stated that hydration breaks are beneficial for smaller teams at the World Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

Scaloni's onto something here, those extra drinks breaks are a GAME CHANGER for the underdogs, and you can bet your ass the big teams are SEETHING about it. It's about time the little guys got a break, LITERALLY. The World Cup just got a whole lot more interesting, and I am HERE. FOR. IT.

The Bottom Line

GENIUS MOVE / 10

Scaloni's onto something here, those extra drinks breaks are a GAME CHANGER for the underdogs, and you can bet your ass the big teams are SEETHING about it.

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Scaloni's onto something here, those extra drinks breaks are a GAME CHANGER for the underdogs, and you can bet your ass the big teams are SEETHING about it. GENIUS MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ar/heat-and-drinks-breaks-help-smaller-teams-at #UnhingedWorld

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