The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! This Argentine LEGEND is redefining what's possible on the pitch, leaving all the HATERS and armchair critics in the dust. His skills are a MIDDLE FINGER to all the bureaucratic red tape and organised crime that's trying to bring our beautiful game down!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
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