The Straight Version
NOTICIAS magazine staked out tech billionaire Peter Thiel's Buenos Aires mansion amid rumors of his potential departure from Argentina, finding an empty mansion and a broken doorbell.
The UNHINGED Take
What a complete waste of time - a broken doorbell and some fallen leaves, THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT HAPPENED AT THIEL'S MANSION? The rumour mill is working overtime while the billionaire is probably just enjoying some peace and quiet, meanwhile the rest of us are left with NOTHING. It's a perfect example of how the media can get caught up in pointless speculation.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL NON-EVENT / 10
What a complete waste of time - a broken doorbell and some fallen leaves, THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT HAPPENED AT THIEL'S MANSION?
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What a complete waste of time - a broken doorbell and some fallen leaves, THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT HAPPENED AT THIEL'S MANSION? TOTAL NON-EVENT / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ar/peter-thiels-broken-doorbell-what-a-week-outside #UnhingedWorld
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