The Straight Version
Canada has purchased a powerful radar system modelled on Australia's JORN radar to monitor the Arctic, marking Australia's biggest-ever defence export deal
The UNHINGED Take
BIG UPS to the Aussie legends who built the JORN radar, now Canada's throwing cash at us for the tech, ABOUT TIME we're getting paid for our genius, and let's be real, this deal is a HUGE MIDDLE FINGER to our bureaucratic pen-pushers who said we couldn't compete on the world stage
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
BIG UPS to the Aussie legends who built the JORN radar, now Canada's throwing cash at us for the tech, ABOUT TIME we're getting paid for our genius, and let's be real, this deal is a HUGE MIDDLE FINGER to our bureaucratic pen-pushers who said we couldn't compete on the world stage
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BIG UPS to the Aussie legends who built the JORN radar, now Canada's throwing cash at us for the tech, ABOUT TIME we're getting paid for our genius, and let's be real, this deal is a HUGE MIDDLE FINGER to our bureaucratic pen-pushers who said we couldn't compete on the
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