UNHINGED AU

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a red card for covering his mouth? The new laws are supposed to STOP DISCRIMINATION, not turn football into a nanny state. What's next, a yellow card for thinking the wrong thing? This World Cup is becoming a JOKE.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a alleged homophobic slur gets you sent off, BUT WHERE'S THE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THE REAL ISSUES IN THE GAME? Kepaoa's got some serious questions to answer, and the Dolphins are going to have to STEP UP without their star halfback. THIS IS THE KIND OF DRAMA WE DON'T NEED, sort it out, rugby!

Unhinged Take

The Crows JUST SMASHED the Demons, and I'm LOVING every minute of it - these blokes are ON FIRE! The Demons got LEFT IN THE DUST, and I'm not surprised, they've been SLACKING all season. Meanwhile, the Giants and Blues are about to CLASH in Sydney, and I'm HYPED to see some REAL football action!

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Australia Zoo - you call the cops on a traditional owner trying to check on a CROCODILE that was potentially STOLEN from its home, what a BLOODY JOKE, Steve Irwin would be ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE at this BS, this is a DEADSET DISASTER

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Let's get real, 'bliss' is just code for BAILING OUT THE FAT CATS, leaving everyday Aussies to foot the bill, what a bloody joke, and now they're trying to spin it as a retirement plan, GIVE ME A BREAK, this is just more financial wizardry to keep the wealthy wealthy

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 15 MILLION PEOPLE HAD TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHAT A MASSIVE SYSTEM FAILURE, and now they're returning to who-knows-what, BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE GOING HOME, LET'S HOPE THE POLITICIANS AND PEN-PUSHERS LEARN FROM THIS

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WESTERN EUROPE IS GETTING COOKED ALIVE, hundreds of schools in France are already tweaking their timetables just to cope with the heat, and it's only going to get WORSE, what a complete and utter disaster, the bureaucrats better get their acts together to mitigate this MESS.

Unhinged Take

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS, can't they just get their act together and stop testing the ceasefire, it's like they WANT to spark a wider conflict, and now Iran's breathing down the US's neck, GREAT, JUST WHAT WE NEED, more political theatre, meanwhile innocent people are caught in the crossfire, ABSOLUTE CHAOS