The Straight Version
Western Europe is experiencing a severe heatwave with temperatures expected to climb further, prompting authorities to issue warnings and take precautions.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WESTERN EUROPE IS GETTING COOKED ALIVE, hundreds of schools in France are already tweaking their timetables just to cope with the heat, and it's only going to get WORSE, what a complete and utter disaster, the bureaucrats better get their acts together to mitigate this MESS.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WESTERN EUROPE IS GETTING COOKED ALIVE, hundreds of schools in France are already tweaking their timetables just to cope with the heat, and it's only going to get WORSE, what a complete and utter disaster, the bureaucrats better get their acts together to mitigate this MESS.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WESTERN EUROPE IS GETTING COOKED ALIVE, hundreds of schools in France are already tweaking their timetables just to cope with the heat, and it's only going to get WORSE, what a complete and utter disaster, the bureaucrats better get their acts togeth
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