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Could the 'bliss' trade set millions up for a comfortable retirement?

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC News
Could the 'bliss' trade set millions up for a comfortable retirement? — Australia

The Straight Version

A concept known as 'bliss' or big lasting state support for financial entities deemed too big to fail has been discussed in relation to its potential impact on retirement investments

The UNHINGED Take

Let's get real, 'bliss' is just code for BAILING OUT THE FAT CATS, leaving everyday Aussies to foot the bill, what a bloody joke, and now they're trying to spin it as a retirement plan, GIVE ME A BREAK, this is just more financial wizardry to keep the wealthy wealthy

The Bottom Line

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Let's get real, 'bliss' is just code for BAILING OUT THE FAT CATS, leaving everyday Aussies to foot the bill, what a bloody joke, and now they're trying to spin it as a retirement plan, GIVE ME A BREAK, this is just more financial wizardry to keep the wealthy wealthy

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Let's get real, 'bliss' is just code for BAILING OUT THE FAT CATS, leaving everyday Aussies to foot the bill, what a bloody joke, and now they're trying to spin it as a retirement plan, GIVE ME A BREAK, this is just more financial wizardry to keep the wealthy wealthy CO

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