The Straight Version
The Australian Pesticides and Veterinary Medicines Authority has approved the restricted use of the controversial herbicide paraquat after a nearly 30-year review.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 30 YEARS TO DECIDE ON A CHEMICAL THAT'S BEEN BANNED IN MULTIPLE COUNTRIES, what a bloody joke, the system is BROKEN, it's time to GET RID OF THE PEN-PUSHERS WHO CAN'T MAKE A DECISION TO SAVE THEIR LIVES, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 30 YEARS TO DECIDE ON A CHEMICAL THAT'S BEEN BANNED IN MULTIPLE COUNTRIES, what a bloody joke, the system is BROKEN, it's time to GET RID OF THE PEN-PUSHERS WHO CAN'T MAKE A DECISION TO SAVE THEIR LIVES, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 30 YEARS TO DECIDE ON A CHEMICAL THAT'S BEEN BANNED IN MULTIPLE COUNTRIES, what a bloody joke, the system is BROKEN, it's time to GET RID OF THE PEN-PUSHERS WHO CAN'T MAKE A DECISION TO SAVE THEIR LIVES, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen COOKED /
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