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China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:57 am·Source: France 24
China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms — Australia

The Straight Version

China's commerce ministry has imposed sanctions on 10 US tech companies, blocking them from exporting certain items to the US, in a move that comes weeks after the Pentagon restricted Chinese companies.

The UNHINGED Take

China's throwing some SERIOUS shade at the US, sanctioning their tech giants and blocking exports - it's about time someone called out the PENTAGON'S BS, but let's be real, this is just a game of TIT-FOR-TAT, with the rest of us caught in the middle. The US and China need to sort their crap out, instead of playing this ridiculous game of economic chicken. It's a bloody MESS, and we're all just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CHAOS / 10

China's throwing some SERIOUS shade at the US, sanctioning their tech giants and blocking exports - it's about time someone called out the PENTAGON'S BS, but let's be real, this is just a game of TIT-FOR-TAT, with the rest of us caught in the middle.

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China's throwing some SERIOUS shade at the US, sanctioning their tech giants and blocking exports - it's about time someone called out the PENTAGON'S BS, but let's be real, this is just a game of TIT-FOR-TAT, with the rest of us caught in the middle. ABSOLUTE CHAOS / 10

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