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Iran to allow nuclear inspections, JD Vance says

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AustraliaยทThe UNHINGED Deskยท22 Jun, 2:06 pmยทSource: ABC News
Iran to allow nuclear inspections, JD Vance says โ€” Australia

The Straight Version

The US vice president has announced that Iran has agreed to allow nuclear inspections and maintain the Strait of Hormuz open after recent talks.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some REAL progress with Iran, but let's not get too comfy, these agreements can be as solid as a POLITICIAN'S PROMISE - we need to keep the HEAT on them to follow through. Iran's had plenty of chances to screw this up before, so here's hoping they don't MAKE A MOCKERY of this deal. Still, a win's a win, and we should be CELEBRATING any step towards stability in the region.

The Bottom Line

CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 7

FINALLY, some REAL progress with Iran, but let's not get too comfy, these agreements can be as solid as a POLITICIAN'S PROMISE - we need to keep the HEAT on them to follow through.

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FINALLY, some REAL progress with Iran, but let's not get too comfy, these agreements can be as solid as a POLITICIAN'S PROMISE - we need to keep the HEAT on them to follow through. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 7 https://hypervision.art/news/au/iran-to-allow-nuclear-inspecti

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