The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the top scorer in World Cup history with a double against Austria in a 2-0 Argentina win.
The UNHINGED Take
MATE, MESSI IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, breaking records like they're nothing, and that stunning strike against Austria is just another day at the office for this FOOTBALL GOD, meanwhile the rest of the world is just trying to keep up, what a LEGEND!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MATE, MESSI IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, breaking records like they're nothing, and that stunning strike against Austria is just another day at the office for this FOOTBALL GOD, meanwhile the rest of the world is just trying to keep up, what a LEGEND!
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
MATE, MESSI IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, breaking records like they're nothing, and that stunning strike against Austria is just another day at the office for this FOOTBALL GOD, meanwhile the rest of the world is just trying to keep up, what a LEGEND! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 h
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