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Second Australian case of deadly bird flu confirmed

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 3:55 am·Source: ABC News
Second Australian case of deadly bird flu confirmed — Australia

The Straight Version

A second bird in Western Australia has been confirmed to have the deadly H5 strain of avian flu, prompting a major chicken producer to lockdown its WA operations.

The UNHINGED Take

The system BETTER be on high alert now, because this bird flu outbreak has the potential to GET OUT OF CONTROL - we can't afford to have our chicken supplies compromised, and the last thing we need is some bureaucratic PEN-PUSHER dropping the ball. The fact that one of the nation's biggest chicken producers is locking down its WA operations is a GOOD SIGN, but we need to see some REAL ACTION from the authorities. This is NOT a drill, people, and we need to take it SERIOUSLY.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY RESPONSE / 10

The system BETTER be on high alert now, because this bird flu outbreak has the potential to GET OUT OF CONTROL - we can't afford to have our chicken supplies compromised, and the last thing we need is some bureaucratic PEN-PUSHER dropping the ball.

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The system BETTER be on high alert now, because this bird flu outbreak has the potential to GET OUT OF CONTROL - we can't afford to have our chicken supplies compromised, and the last thing we need is some bureaucratic PEN-PUSHER dropping the ball. LEGENDARY RESPONSE /

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