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Brazil Goes After the Money Behind Illegal Betting, Putting Fintechs on Notice

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 3:30 pm·Source: Rio Times
Brazil Goes After the Money Behind Illegal Betting, Putting Fintechs on Notice — Brazil

The Straight Version

President Lula signed a decree allowing the state to freeze and seize money from illegal betting operators, targeting 37 financial firms, mostly fintechs and payment companies.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME someone took on these ILLEGAL BETTING OPERATORS and the FINTECHS that enable them, moving cash around like it's nobody's business. We're talking 50,000 cases since 2025 - that's a whole lotta dirty money. Now let's see if they actually follow through on this decree and FREEZE THESE ASSETS ALREADY.

The Bottom Line

LONG OVERDUE / 10

IT'S ABOUT TIME someone took on these ILLEGAL BETTING OPERATORS and the FINTECHS that enable them, moving cash around like it's nobody's business.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME someone took on these ILLEGAL BETTING OPERATORS and the FINTECHS that enable them, moving cash around like it's nobody's business. LONG OVERDUE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/br/brazil-goes-after-the-money-behind-illegal-betting #UnhingedWorld

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