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Exxon Plans 35 More Wells Off Guyana as Regulator Opens Public Review

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 5:44 pm·Source: Rio Times
Exxon Plans 35 More Wells Off Guyana as Regulator Opens Public Review — Brazil

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Energy · Guyana Key Facts —The plan. ExxonMobil has proposed up to 35 exploration and appraisal wells in the Stabroek block between 2028 and 2033. —The review. Guyana's environmental regulator opened a 28-day public consultation on June 14, the first step toward an impact study. —The novelty. For the first time the agency wants a […] The post Exxon Plans 35 More Wells Off Guyana as Regulator Opens Public Review appeared first on The Rio Times .

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