The Straight Version
Aliko Dangote has valued his Lagos refinery at over $40 billion, contradicting estimates from Forbes and Bloomberg.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, $40 BILLION FOR ONE REFINERY? That's a whole lot of dough, and I'm not buying it without some serious transparency, Dangote needs to show us the books. This valuation is either a genius move or a desperate cry for attention, either way, it's about to get REAL. Let's see if this IPO actually lives up to the hype
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY MOVE / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, $40 BILLION FOR ONE REFINERY?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, $40 BILLION FOR ONE REFINERY? LEGENDARY MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/br/dangote-says-his-refinery-alone-is-worth-40 #UnhingedWorld
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