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Richemont's Record Year Can't Shake Its China Risk

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 7:20 am·Source: Rio Times
Richemont's Record Year Can't Shake Its China Risk — Brazil

The Straight Version

Richemont posted a record €22.4 billion year, but faces risks due to a changing China and rising rival Laopu Gold.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Richemont thinks a record year saves them from CHINA'S ECONOMIC VOLATILITY? Laopu Gold is coming for them and Johann Rupert better WAKE UP, because COMPLACENCY IS A LUXURY NO ONE CAN AFFORD. This is a wake-up call, not a victory lap!

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY NUMBERS, BUT VULNERABLE / 6

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Richemont thinks a record year saves them from CHINA'S ECONOMIC VOLATILITY?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Richemont thinks a record year saves them from CHINA'S ECONOMIC VOLATILITY? LEGENDARY NUMBERS, BUT VULNERABLE / 6 https://hypervision.art/news/br/richemonts-record-year-cant-shake-its-china-risk #UnhingedWorld

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