The Straight Version
Ethiopia is set to publish its first market index, marking a significant step towards opening up the country's economy to global investors.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S ABOUT TIME Ethiopia got its act together and joined the 21st century, now maybe they can attract some REAL investment and not just rely on handouts. This stock index is a BIG DEAL, it's a chance for them to show the world what they're working with. Let's see if they can actually get their economy in gear and start producing some LEGENDS.
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY MOVE / 10
IT'S ABOUT TIME Ethiopia got its act together and joined the 21st century, now maybe they can attract some REAL investment and not just rely on handouts.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME Ethiopia got its act together and joined the 21st century, now maybe they can attract some REAL investment and not just rely on handouts. LEGENDARY MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/br/ethiopia-nears-its-first-stock-index-opening-to #UnhingedWorld
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