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Suriname Accused of Spending Its Oil Windfall Before the First Barrel

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:11 pm·Source: Rio Times
Suriname Accused of Spending Its Oil Windfall Before the First Barrel — Brazil

The Straight Version

Suriname's economists' association is disputing the government's reported deficit of 5.1% of GDP, claiming the real deficit is around 7.7% due to miscounting borrowing as income.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Suriname is literally spending money it hasn't even earned yet, what a MASTERCLASS in bureaucratic failure, they're cooking the books like a BOSS, but not in a good way, more like a 'we're about to get REKT' kind of way. This is what happens when you let PEN-PUSHERS run the show. The people of Suriname deserve better than this SHADY accounting nonsense.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Suriname is literally spending money it hasn't even earned yet, what a MASTERCLASS in bureaucratic failure, they're cooking the books like a BOSS, but not in a good way, more like a 'we're about to get REKT' kind of way.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Suriname is literally spending money it hasn't even earned yet, what a MASTERCLASS in bureaucratic failure, they're cooking the books like a BOSS, but not in a good way, more like a 'we're about to get REKT' kind of way. COOKED / 10 https://hypervis

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