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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Ceasefire? What ceasefire? 5 killed in Israeli strikes on Lebanon #BackTheBlue #OneLawForAll #MiddleEastConflict

MiddleEastConflict BackTheBlue OneLawForAll

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Legends! Thousands visit PLA barracks in Hong Kong to celebrate city's return to Chinese rule. Respect to those who serve!

PLABarracks HongKong Legends

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Bureaucracy chaos! Easing cross-border flows for Northern Metropolis dev't. Finally, some progress? #RedTape #BureaucracyFail #HKDev

RedTape BureaucracyFail HKDev

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Russia making moves in SE Asia! But can they secure 'third power' status with their energy push? Only time will tell. Stay vigilant, NZ!

RussiaInSEAsia EnergySecurity NZWatch

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🎪 CHAOS
SCMP

More Northern Metropolis areas to benefit from eased flow of cross-border resources

Straight News

The Development Bureau has submitted a paper to the Legislative Council outlining plans to ease cross-border flows of data, materials, and capital for the Northern Metropolis development in Hong Kong and Shenzhen.

Unhinged Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME these bureaucrats got their acts together to unleash the full potential of the Northern Metropolis, a MIND-BOGGLING 30,000-hectare project that's been waiting for a spark. Now, let's see if they can actually DELIVER on these pilot initiatives and make it happen this year. No more EMPTY PROMISES, we need ACTION.

FINALLY GETTING IT TOGETHER / 8Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
SCMP

Thousands visit PLA barracks in Hong Kong to celebrate city’s return to Chinese rule

Straight News

Thousands of Hong Kong residents visited the PLA barracks to celebrate the city's return to Chinese rule, with the Ngong Shuen Chau Barracks opening to the public for the occasion

Unhinged Take

I'M LOVING THE ENERGY OF THE HONG KONG MASSIVE SHOWING UP TO CELEBRATE THEIR CITY'S RETURN TO CHINESE RULE, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SAW SOME REAL PATRIOTISM IN ACTION! The fact that families and students are getting involved is a BIG WIN for community engagement. LET'S KEEP THE POSITIVITY FLOWING AND MAKE THIS A YEAR TO REMEMBER!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →
🎪 CHAOS
SCMP

Can Russia secure ‘third power’ status in Southeast Asia with energy push?

Straight News

Russian leader Vladimir Putin met with Southeast Asian counterparts at the Asean-Russia Commemorative Summit in Kazan to bolster political and economic ties.

Unhinged Take

Russia's trying to SWOOP IN as the 'third power' in Southeast Asia, and you know what, IT JUST MIGHT WORK, given the US and China are too busy playing ego-chess to care about the region's energy needs. Meanwhile, the real question is, can Russia actually DELIVER on its promises, or is this just more POLITICAL THEATRE? Putin's got his work cut out for him, but you can't deny the man's got COJONES. Southeast Asia, get ready for a wild ride!

MAJOR POWER MOVE / 10Full roast →
🎪 CHAOS
SCMP

US envoy Witkoff, Iranian minister to meet in Switzerland for talks

Straight News

US envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi are meeting in Switzerland for talks amidst a ceasefire in Lebanon

Unhinged Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER - the fact that it took a near-meltdown in Lebanon to get these talks back on track is a SCATHING indictment of the bureaucrats involved. Meanwhile, Israel and Hezbollah are somehow managing to keep it together, what's wrong with these 'leaders'? LET'S SEE SOME REAL PROGRESS FOR ONCE, NOT JUST MORE TALK.

FINALLY, SOME ACTION / 8Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
SCMP

‘Tap your cultural foundation’, Shangri-La’s Kuok Hui Kwong tells Hong Kong tourism trade

Straight News

Shangri-La Group chairman Kuok Hui Kwong has suggested that Hong Kong should leverage its traditional festivals to attract international visitors and build its cultural tourism competitive advantage

Unhinged Take

Kuok Hui Kwong is RIGHT ON THE MONEY, Hong Kong needs to STOP SLEEPING ON ITS CULTURAL HERITAGE and tap into those traditional festivals to bring in the tourist bucks, it's a NO-BRAINER, come on Hong Kong, GET WITH THE PROGRAM

LEGENDARY MOVE / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
● BREAKINGFrance 24

Residents flee as Israeli strikes target southern Lebanon

Straight News

Israeli strikes on southern Lebanon killed five people despite a new ceasefire between Israel and the Iran-backed Hezbollah group

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a ceasefire that doesn't even last 24 hours? This is a JOKE, right? Five people DEAD because of this BS, when will these clowns get their act together? It's time to CALL OUT these politicians and their useless agreements

EPIC FAILURE / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
France 24

Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

Straight News

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz declared a state of emergency to deploy the military and clear anti-government road blockades that have paralysed the economy for nearly two months.

Unhinged Take

Paz is FINALLY taking action against these PROTESTING FREELoadERS who've been blocking roads and crippling the economy - it's about time someone showed some teeth. These blockades are a PERFECT example of how self-serving interests can HOLD AN ENTIRE COUNTRY HOSTAGE. Now let's see if Paz can actually follow through and GET THINGS DONE.

LONG OVERDUE / 10Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
Al Jazeera

‘We tasted the horrors of war’: Stories of refugees who returned home

Straight News

The UN recorded nearly 15 million displaced people returning home in 2025, the largest surge of returns on record

Unhinged Take

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, 15 MILLION PEOPLE GOT TO GO BACK HOME, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THE BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND SYSTEM FAILURES THAT KEPT THEM DISPLACED FOR SO LONG, IT'S A MIRACLE THEY MADE IT BACK, BUT NOW THE REAL WORK BEGINS TO REBUILD THEIR LIVES, AND WE'D BETTER BE THERE TO SUPPORT THEM

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →