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Can Russia secure ‘third power’ status in Southeast Asia with energy push?

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Can Russia secure ‘third power’ status in Southeast Asia with energy push? — China

The Straight Version

Russian leader Vladimir Putin met with Southeast Asian counterparts at the Asean-Russia Commemorative Summit in Kazan to bolster political and economic ties.

The UNHINGED Take

Russia's trying to SWOOP IN as the 'third power' in Southeast Asia, and you know what, IT JUST MIGHT WORK, given the US and China are too busy playing ego-chess to care about the region's energy needs. Meanwhile, the real question is, can Russia actually DELIVER on its promises, or is this just more POLITICAL THEATRE? Putin's got his work cut out for him, but you can't deny the man's got COJONES. Southeast Asia, get ready for a wild ride!

The Bottom Line

MAJOR POWER MOVE / 10

Russia's trying to SWOOP IN as the 'third power' in Southeast Asia, and you know what, IT JUST MIGHT WORK, given the US and China are too busy playing ego-chess to care about the region's energy needs.

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Russia's trying to SWOOP IN as the 'third power' in Southeast Asia, and you know what, IT JUST MIGHT WORK, given the US and China are too busy playing ego-chess to care about the region's energy needs. MAJOR POWER MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/can-russia-se

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