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4 more suspects arrested over HK$7 million gold bar robbery at Hong Kong airport

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:59 am·Source: SCMP
4 more suspects arrested over HK$7 million gold bar robbery at Hong Kong airport — China

The Straight Version

Four more suspects have been arrested in connection with a HK$7 million gold bar robbery at Hong Kong International Airport, where a man was ambushed and slashed by knife-wielding attackers.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a guy gets JUMPED at the airport, SLASHED with knives, and these LOWLIFES are still on the loose with the GOLD? The system needs to GET ITS ACT TOGETHER and catch these THIEVES, and the airport needs to BOOST SECURITY, like, YESTERDAY. This is a COMPLETE FAIL, and we're still waiting for the stolen gold to be RECOVERED.

The Bottom Line

TOTAL FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a guy gets JUMPED at the airport, SLASHED with knives, and these LOWLIFES are still on the loose with the GOLD?

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a guy gets JUMPED at the airport, SLASHED with knives, and these LOWLIFES are still on the loose with the GOLD? TOTAL FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/4-more-suspects-arrested-over-hk-7-million #UnhingedWorld

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