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Australia makes record cocaine bust after 2.7 tonnes found buried in Sydney

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:28 am·Source: SCMP
Australia makes record cocaine bust after 2.7 tonnes found buried in Sydney — China

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Australian police seized a record 2.7 tonnes of cocaine hidden in plastic tubs buried underground on the outskirts of Sydney, detectives said on Monday. It was the largest cocaine haul in Australian history, a joint organised crime investigation force said in a statement. Police allege a Sydney-based organised crime group arranged for a foreign vessel to offload the cocaine in northern Queensland before moving it to Sydney for distribution. “Investigations into the origin of the drugs remain...

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