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Blockade lifted, assets to be returned to Iran in Swiss talks breakthrough

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:58 am·Source: SCMP
Blockade lifted, assets to be returned to Iran in Swiss talks breakthrough — China

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The US-Iran talks in Switzerland have led to the lifting of the blockade and the release of frozen assets for Iran, Tehran said, but the real test remains deconfliction in Lebanon. “Tireless Pakistani and Qatari mediation has delivered major progress to end Lebanon War,” Iranian Foreign Minister Seyed Abbas Araghchi said in a social media post on Monday. “Oil and petrochem exports are waived, blockade lifted, some frozen assets released, and major reconstruction & development plan launched for...

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