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China’s Iran strategy an exercise in power without projection

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 12:30 pm·Source: SCMP
China’s Iran strategy an exercise in power without projection — China

The Straight Version

US President Donald Trump thanked China for staying neutral in the US-Israeli conflict with Iran at the Group of Seven summit in France.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's got some nerve thanking China for NOT escalating things, like they're some kind of GLOBAL PEACEKEEPER or something - meanwhile, the REAL question is what kind of CLOWN SHOW is going on with the US and Israel that they need to be propped up by China's restraint. China's just playing the LONG GAME, folks, while the US is busy shooting itself in the foot. And let's be real, Trump's just trying to SAVE FACE after his own administration's MESSY handling of the situation.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY MOVE / 10

Trump's got some nerve thanking China for NOT escalating things, like they're some kind of GLOBAL PEACEKEEPER or something - meanwhile, the REAL question is what kind of CLOWN SHOW is going on with the US and Israel that they need to be propped up by China's restraint.

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Trump's got some nerve thanking China for NOT escalating things, like they're some kind of GLOBAL PEACEKEEPER or something - meanwhile, the REAL question is what kind of CLOWN SHOW is going on with the US and Israel that they need to be propped up by China's restraint.

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