The Straight Version
A Ferrari caught fire near a light rail stop in Hong Kong's Tin Shui Wai on Monday morning, with the driver escaping unharmed.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Ferrari just SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS on the side of the road in Hong Kong, what a COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER for the driver's wallet, but honestly, who leaves a car unattended and LETS IT CATCH FIRE, ONLY IN HONG KONG, FOLKS, where the RICH FOLKS play with their TOYS and sometimes those TOYS go up in FLAMES. The real question is, was this a legit fire or just some rich dude trying to CLAIM INSURANCE, we need ANSWERS. Meanwhile, the rest of us are stuck in traffic, thanks to this FERRARI FIASCO.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Ferrari just SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS on the side of the road in Hong Kong, what a COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER for the driver's wallet, but honestly, who leaves a car unattended and LETS IT CATCH FIRE, ONLY IN HONG KONG, FOLKS, where the RICH FOLKS play with their TOYS and sometimes those TOYS go up in FLAMES.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Ferrari just SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS on the side of the road in Hong Kong, what a COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER for the driver's wallet, but honestly, who leaves a car unattended and LETS IT CATCH FIRE, ONLY IN HONG KONG, FOLKS, where the RICH FOLKS p
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