The Straight Version
US Vice-President J.D. Vance suggested Iran should use recently unlocked funds to buy American agricultural products, such as soybeans, in a proposed deal credited to Jared Kushner.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is the most ABSURDLY TRANSPARENT 'deal' - using Iranian assets to enrich American farmers, what's next, a timeshare in the White House? It's a CLASSIC example of 'America First' politicians trying to strong-arm other nations into doing their bidding. Vance and Kushner must think the Iranian government is RUN BY IDIOTS to fall for this.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is the most ABSURDLY TRANSPARENT 'deal' - using Iranian assets to enrich American farmers, what's next, a timeshare in the White House?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is the most ABSURDLY TRANSPARENT 'deal' - using Iranian assets to enrich American farmers, what's next, a timeshare in the White House? COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/cn/frozen-iranian-assets-could-be-used-to-buy #UnhingedWorld
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