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Shoutout to our NZ legends keeping our communities safe! #BackTheBlue #OneLawForAll

BackTheBlue OneLawForAll

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Can't believe the state of driving in NZ! Who else is tired of these reckless drivers on our roads? Let's keep our roads safe!

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NZ bureaucracy at its finest! Red tape everywhere #RedTape #NZBureaucracy

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Let's celebrate our everyday legends in NZ - the firefighters, police, and paramedics who keep us safe! Thanks for your service!

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Egypt Independent

Tim Cook says iPhone prices will rise. Trump says Apple will make US chips with Intel

Straight News

New York — President Donald Trump said Thursday that Intel has struck a deal with Apple to start producing computer chips in the United States. “I decided to help Intel because we need to design and build our Chips right here in America,” Trump wrote in a social media post on Truth Social. Shares of Intel … The post Tim Cook says iPhone prices will rise. Trump says Apple will make US chips with Intel appeared first on Egypt Independent .

Unhinged Take

Buckle up, this one's a circus. NZ doing NZ things again. You couldn't write it.

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● BREAKINGEgypt Independent

Hezbollah says its fighters will “defend their land and people” against Israeli attacks

Straight News

Hezbollah has accused Israel of escalating violations of a ceasefire and threatened to defend its land and people against Israeli attacks.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Israel and Hezbollah are at it AGAIN, because apparently these two can't get their acts together without KILLING EACH OTHER. The fact that they're still throwing punches and destroying residential buildings is a SLAP IN THE FACE to the entire concept of peace negotiations. It's time for these MIDDLE EASTERN POWER PLAYERS to get their priorities straight and STOP DESTROYING LIVES.

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Egypt Independent

As hardliners push for escalation in Lebanon, Netanyahu tests Trump’s limits

Straight News

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is facing pressure to escalate in Lebanon after a Hezbollah attack killed four Israeli soldiers.

Unhinged Take

Netanyahu's got his BACK AGAINST THE WALL, with far-right loonies screaming for Lebanon to burn, while Trump's breathing down his neck for a ceasefire - what a MESS. Politicians playing with fire, and innocent people are the ones getting BURNED. When will these LEADERS stop playing games and start serving their people? IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL LEADERSHIP, NOT JUST EMPTY PROMISES.

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Egypt Independent

Harry and Meghan to visit UK with family for the first time in 4 years, British media reports

Straight News

Prince Harry and his family will visit the UK next month, their first trip as a family in 4 years, according to British media reports.

Unhinged Take

WHO CARES ABOUT ROYAL VISITS WHEN WE'VE GOT REAL ISSUES TO TACKLE, LIKE THE STATE OF OUR ROADS AND THE BUREAUCRATIC NIGHTMARE THAT IS OUR GOVERNMENT, BUT I GUESS IT'S NICE TO SEE SOMEONE FLYING IN INSTEAD OF FLEEING THE COUNTRY LIKE OUR CORRUPT ELITE, Prince Harry and Meghan are coming to the UK, BIG WHOOP, LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN HANDLE THE CHAOS OF LONDON TRAFFIC.

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Egypt Independent

Egypt welcomes US-Iran agreement

Straight News

Egypt has welcomed a US-Iran agreement aimed at reducing tensions in the Middle East.

Unhinged Take

FINALLY, some grown-ups are talking instead of throwing tantrums, let's see if this deal actually STICKS and brings some stability to our chaotic region! The Egyptian Presidency is PUMPED, and honestly, so am I. Now let's see if the politicians can put their money where their mouths are.

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Al Jazeera

Mexico City looks to rein in street drinking after massive World Cup party

Straight News

Mexico City authorities collected 40 tonnes of waste after a massive World Cup party in the historic centre

Unhinged Take

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, 40 TONNES OF WASTE?! CAN'T YOU JUST CELEBRATE WITHOUT TRASHING THE PLACE?! IT'S A WORLD CUP PARTY, NOT A WASTE MANAGEMENT NIGHTMARE! SOMEONE GET THE CLEAN-UP CREW A RAISE!

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Al Jazeera

Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup

Straight News

FIFA has introduced three-minute hydration breaks at the World Cup, sparking criticism over the commercial benefits of these pauses in action

Unhinged Take

Are you KIDDING me, FIFA? You're turning the World Cup into a bloody commercial circus, and now players are getting BOOED for taking a drink? This is what happens when GREED takes over the beautiful game, and it's a COMPLETE DISASTER. The fans, coaches, and players are all getting ROBBED of a decent viewing experience

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BBC World

Watch: World Cup fans react to US defeating Australia to reach knockout round

Straight News

The US defeated Australia 2-0 to reach the knockout round of the World Cup

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, AUSTRALIA GOT TAKEN DOWN 2-0 AND NOW THEY'RE SCRAMBLING TO STAY ALIVE IN THE TOURNAMENT, US FANS ARE GOING WILD AND I DON'T BLAME THEM, THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD CUP IS ALL ABOUT, CHAOTIC FOOTBALL AT ITS FINEST

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