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Egypt welcomes US-Iran agreement

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent
Egypt welcomes US-Iran agreement — Egypt

The Straight Version

Egypt has welcomed a US-Iran agreement aimed at reducing regional tensions and restoring security and stability in the Middle East.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some grown-ups are talking instead of throwing tantrums and firing missiles - LET'S SEE IF THIS PAPER TIGER AGREEMENT ACTUALLY AMOUNTS TO ANYTHING. The region is SICK of being a playground for global powers, so Egypt's backing this deal is a NO-BRAINER. Now, let's see if the US and Iran can put their MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE.

The Bottom Line

CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 10

FINALLY, some grown-ups are talking instead of throwing tantrums and firing missiles - LET'S SEE IF THIS PAPER TIGER AGREEMENT ACTUALLY AMOUNTS TO ANYTHING.

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FINALLY, some grown-ups are talking instead of throwing tantrums and firing missiles - LET'S SEE IF THIS PAPER TIGER AGREEMENT ACTUALLY AMOUNTS TO ANYTHING. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/eg/egypt-welcomes-us-iran-agreement #UnhingedWorld

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