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Iran’s hardliners threaten to spoil the regime’s victory lap

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent
Iran’s hardliners threaten to spoil the regime’s victory lap — Egypt

The Straight Version

Iranian politician Mahmoud Nabavian revealed details of the US-Iran agreement, warning of its potential consequences.

The UNHINGED Take

Are you KIDDING me, the hardliners are already trying to THROW A WRENCH in the works, can't they just let the regime have ONE MOMENT of victory without SABOTAGING IT? Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here waiting to see how this agreement actually PLAYS OUT. IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO KEEP THE DRAMA GOING FOREVER!

The Bottom Line

DRAMATIC FLAIR / 10

Are you KIDDING me, the hardliners are already trying to THROW A WRENCH in the works, can't they just let the regime have ONE MOMENT of victory without SABOTAGING IT?

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Are you KIDDING me, the hardliners are already trying to THROW A WRENCH in the works, can't they just let the regime have ONE MOMENT of victory without SABOTAGING IT? DRAMATIC FLAIR / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/eg/irans-hardliners-threaten-to-spoil-the-regimes-vic

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