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Karnak Temples to witness rare solar alignments for summer solstice

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 3:25 am·Source: Egypt Independent
Karnak Temples to witness rare solar alignments for summer solstice — Egypt

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The Egyptian Association for Tourism and Archaeological Development announced that the Karnak Temples will witness rare solar phenomena during the summer solstice, highlighted by the noon sun aligning almost vertically over the complex to mark the official start of summer. Additionally, the Temple of Amun at Karnak will feature a sunset alignment, where the solstice … The post Karnak Temples to witness rare solar alignments for summer solstice appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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