The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer after scoring his 17th and 18th tournament goals
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, WHAT A LEGEND! The man's a FOOTBALL GOD, leaving everyone in his dust! We're talking RECORD-BREAKING, HISTORY-MAKING, JAW-DROPPING goals - the kind that make you go WILD!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, WHAT A LEGEND!
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