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PM: State supports development across all sectors

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:27 am·Source: Egypt Independent
PM: State supports development across all sectors — Egypt

The Straight Version

Egypt's Prime Minister Mostafa Madbouly stated that the government supports development across all sectors, not just real estate, during a strategic partnership signing between Midar and Majid Al Futtaim.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Madbouly's finally saying what we've all been waiting to hear - that the government's not just about lining the pockets of real estate fat cats! But let's SEE SOME ACTION, not just empty promises, because WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE. Time to put the PEDAL TO THE METAL and show us some real development across ALL sectors, not just the ones that line the elite's pockets.

The Bottom Line

WAIT AND SEE / 5

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Madbouly's finally saying what we've all been waiting to hear - that the government's not just about lining the pockets of real estate fat cats!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Madbouly's finally saying what we've all been waiting to hear - that the government's not just about lining the pockets of real estate fat cats! WAIT AND SEE / 5 https://hypervision.art/news/eg/pm-state-supports-development-across-all-sectors #Unhin

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