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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — France

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

CAN'T BELIEVE the future of Colombia's peace process is being decided by a Trump-backed HARDLINER and a leftist senator - what a COMPLETELY INSANE choice for the Colombian people! The fact that Washington is sticking its nose in is just the CHERRY ON TOP of this POLITICAL THEATRE. LET'S SEE how this trainwreck unfolds, but one thing's for sure, the Colombian people deserve BETTER than these options.

The Bottom Line

POLITICAL CIRCUS / 10

CAN'T BELIEVE the future of Colombia's peace process is being decided by a Trump-backed HARDLINER and a leftist senator - what a COMPLETELY INSANE choice for the Colombian people!

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CAN'T BELIEVE the future of Colombia's peace process is being decided by a Trump-backed HARDLINER and a leftist senator - what a COMPLETELY INSANE choice for the Colombian people! POLITICAL CIRCUS / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/fr/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trum

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