The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals
The UNHINGED Take
MERCILESS, Messi is DECIMATING the record books, and we can't get enough of this ARGENTINE ASSASSIN, dropping goals like they're HOT BAGUETTES FRESH OUT OF A PARISIAN BAKERY, the man is a FOOTBALL GOD, and if you don't like it, vous pouvez vous CASSER, because MESSI IS THE KING
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MERCILESS, Messi is DECIMATING the record books, and we can't get enough of this ARGENTINE ASSASSIN, dropping goals like they're HOT BAGUETTES FRESH OUT OF A PARISIAN BAKERY, the man is a FOOTBALL GOD, and if you don't like it, vous pouvez vous CASSER, because MESSI IS THE KING
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
MERCILESS, Messi is DECIMATING the record books, and we can't get enough of this ARGENTINE ASSASSIN, dropping goals like they're HOT BAGUETTES FRESH OUT OF A PARISIAN BAKERY, the man is a FOOTBALL GOD, and if you don't like it, vous pouvez vous CASSER, because MESSI IS
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