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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Italy

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right candidate Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

It's time for Colombia to decide if they want a TRUMP-BACKED yes man or a actual leader, Ivan Cepeda, who might just bring some sense to the table. The peace process is on the line, and we can't afford another puppet politician. Let's see if Colombians will choose wisely. The world is watching, and so are the vultures in Washington.

The Bottom Line

HOLDING MY BREATH / 10

It's time for Colombia to decide if they want a TRUMP-BACKED yes man or a actual leader, Ivan Cepeda, who might just bring some sense to the table.

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It's time for Colombia to decide if they want a TRUMP-BACKED yes man or a actual leader, Ivan Cepeda, who might just bring some sense to the table. HOLDING MY BREATH / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/it/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trump-backed-hardliner #UnhingedWor

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