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Italian house prices rose 5.2% in first quarter year-on-year says Istat

šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ ItalyĀ·The UNHINGED DeskĀ·19 Jun, 10:30 amĀ·Source: ANSA (EN)
Italian house prices rose 5.2% in first quarter year-on-year says Istat — Italy

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Volume of sales up 4.4% says statistics agency

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