The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, defeating left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent margin.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a recipe for DISASTER, the fact that it was a razor-tight election just shows how DIVIDED the country is, and now Cepeda is already crying foul and challenging the results - WHAT A MESS!
The Bottom Line
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a recipe for DISASTER, the fact that it was a razor-tight election just shows how DIVIDED the country is, and now Cepeda is already crying foul and challenging the results - WHAT A MESS!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a recipe for DISASTER, the fact that it was a razor-tight election just shows how DIVIDED the country is, and now Cepeda is already crying foul and challenging the resu
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