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Citizen science in Japan’s Ogasawara Islands spotlights ties between ships and birds

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Citizen science in Japan’s Ogasawara Islands spotlights ties between ships and birds — Japan

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A recent study has shed new light on seabirds' tendencies to follow ships near the island chain and highlights the role wildlife enthusiasts can play in research.

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